Two Day Magazine

Are You a Hopeless Re-user or Looking for a Love Evolution?

QUESTION 1:
 It’s been one week since you saw your ex, and you are starting to feel that itch. Do you:
A. Grab your cell phone and text “R U up? I can’t sleep…”
B. Grab your cell phone and text “Your place or mine?”
C. Grab your cell phone and call your best friend. “Quick! Save me from myself!”

QUESTION 2:
You were set up on a blind date that proved to be a no-show. You have sworn off lovers for good.  Do you:
A. Decide that dating is evil and crawl into bed for a week.
B. Call up your ex and ask them to meet you, instead. Hey, nothing looks more pathetic than, “Table for one!”
C. Stay and have a solo drink at the bar, then meet a friend for dinner. No sense ruining a perfectly good evening!

QUESTIONS 3:
You run into your ex while out at an art gallery opening…and they are with someone else…who is all over them. You…
A. Casually walk by; you just want to see what their reaction will be…
B. Run over to your ex and plant a big kiss on them. Then, grab them for a quickie in the coat room. Just to prove you are totally over them.
C. Ignore it. You don’t need the drama.

QUESTION 4:
Your ex calls you drunk, begging to get back with you. Did you just hear sobbing? That’s a first! Do you:
A. Start to cry, but pull it together. One of you has to stay tough! Well, maybe you can stay tough starting tomorrow…
B. Invite them to come over and have tons of “we are so not back together, why are we having sex over and over and over again” sex that leaves you both totally confused in the morning. You decide to break back up after you take a shower…with them…to save water! It’s the green issue, remember?
C. Tell them that they are too drunk to talk and to call back when they are thinking more clearly. Then, back away slowly.

QUESTION 5:
What is the best thing your ex could say to you?
A. I love you, I miss having you in my life.
B. Please, please, please give me another chance. I’m lost without you!
C. I love you, and I hope you are doing well.

SCORE:
Mostly A’s:  Love Renewal: While the idea of being with your ex may sound like a good idea, even to the point of renewing your love after one regrettable drunken night of “I miss you sex”, you are smart enough to know when something is irretrievably broken and not salvageable. When your heart is concerned, sometimes new is better! Until you give yourself enough space, you could be missing out on something great.

Mostly B’s: Hopeless Re-user: You are taking the “green theme” to whole new level of crazy! In order to evolve as a human, you have to know when enough is enough. And when you don’t know, there are quizzes to tell you that you need to stop banging your head against that wall and start fresh. Think of all the reasons as to why you broke up the first time…or the fifth time. Guess what? Those problems are still waiting right where you left them! So, it’s time for you to walk away! Stop the insanity!

Mostly C’s: Love Evolution: Good for you! I don’t know how you managed it, but you clearly have a lot of inner strength, as well as a strong support system to get you through the tough times. With that kind of love around you, you know that you can walk away from something unhealthy and don’t need to search for something new until you are healed. Don’t worry; your sense of self will attract the right people to you that will complement your big heart and good nature. Way to go!