The Hollywood Outsider

  • The Hollywood Outsider: The Boobie Buffet
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    The Hollywood Outsider: The Boobie Buffet

    This week love is in the air, which in the world of pop culture also probably means murder is in the air, too. Also you can’t have love without boobs, and you can’t have boobs without controversy. There’s a fitting room in the back if you want to try these headlines on!

  • Space, Love & Sandwiches
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    Space, Love & Sandwiches

    This week we see that it must be spring because love is in the air. Well, it must be late spring, because this is the crazy kind of love that ends with somebody in a court room facing a possible 30 year prison sentence.

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Punched in the G-Spot
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Punched in the G-Spot

    It’s time for another edition of the Hollywood Outsider, twodaymag’s weekly look at the world of pop culture and any other interesting new items given from the perspective of a guy who is completely uninformed about... most of it.

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Hodge Podge Week
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Hodge Podge Week

    This week the world says goodbye to a Hollywood legend, we follow up on a story from last week, and the Outsider has written a bonus story that has nothing to do with Hollywood (yet) but is a new way to meet that special someone! Plus, Kim Kardashian wants to run for public office. Nuff said.

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Friday the 13th
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Friday the 13th

    Welcome to the Hollywood Outsider, twodaymag’s weekly look at the world of news and pop culture from a guy who comments on it with completely unearned authority regardless of whether he actually read the articles!

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Old Foes, New Acquaintances
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Old Foes, New Acquaintances

    It’s time for another edition of The Hollywood Outsider, twodaymag’s weekly look at the world of news and pop culture through the dirtiest, most uninformed lens available.

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Come at Me, Bro
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Come at Me, Bro

    What's that sound outside the window, you ask? Why that's just the ice cream truck of truth delivering the sweet flavors of reason to the neighborhood.

  • Hollywood Outsider: Rise and Fall
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    Hollywood Outsider: Rise and Fall

    Welcome to another edition of the Hollywood Outsider! This is twodaymag’s weekly feature where all the important pop culture news of the week is carefully analyzed by a guy who has no idea about pop culture!

  • The Hollywood Outsider: War! What Is it Good For?
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    The Hollywood Outsider: War! What Is it Good For?

    Look, the Outsider is all about creating a sense of victimhood to drum up political support (he did start a failed uprising for left-handed students in college), but this is not an "organized attack on women," this is more likely politicians being dumbasses.

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Head Rush
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Head Rush

    This week all kinds of crazy, important stuff happened, but the Outsider missed most of it because he was busy playing Mass Effect 3. Here are the headlines he managed to scrape together: