Two Day Magazine

First up: Brangelina and the Superbowl Lovefest

Have you heard what Brad and Angelina have been up to? They sued a UK paper that claimed they were about to announce their split. Then, they made a very public appearance together with their eldest son, Maddox, to watch the Superbowl yesterday. There was hugging, there was kissing, there was lots of lovin' going on in that box! But, what does it all mean? Is this true love, or was this a very well staged photo-op to hush the rumors of their separation? Hmmmm, my instincts tell me this one was all for show...what do you think? Check out these photos of them at the Superbowl.  

Second: Speaking of Brangelina...

We can't forget about Jennifer Aniston! She is in Mexico celebrating her 41st birthday with sun, sand, friends and Gerard Butler? Rumor has it these two crazy kids are enjoying the good life (and hopefully some good birthday sex)! And, if you saw how hot Jen is looking these days, it's no wonder he followed her to Mexico! Eat your heart out, Brad! There have been rumors swirling for weeks now that Brad and Jen have been having secret meetings which has thrown Angelina into a jealous rage...and who could blame her? This golden girl has it going on! That picture says it all! Although, I find this silly rumor amusing, I don't believe it to be true. One would hope that Jen wasn't so desperate as to get back with a man who left her for another woman. In fact, I think that the best revenge would be to have a happy life. And, by the looks of it, she is doing just that! Score one for Jen!

Thirdly: This has nothing to do with Brangelina.
Anyone recall that cute little southern belle who used to be on Nickelodeon, and then, gets knocked up by a boy from her hometown and quits the biz to raise her child in Kentwood, Louisiana? Why it's none other than little Jamie Lynn Spears, y'all! A statement was released today that she is officially done with her baby-daddy (and has been for quite sometime) and has moved on to a older, more sophisticated gentleman caller. She's 18, he's 28. You gotta give the girl props, though. She hasn't pimped out photos of her little girl, she hasn't signed a deal with MTV to showcase her life as a teen mom; she has basically stepped out of the spotlight to give her child a more normal life. So, if she wants to get a little lovin' from her new main squeeze, I say go for it, girl! Just, please, this time, use a condom! Note: This pic was taken of her and her now ex-boytoy Casey Aldridge in happier times. A moment of silence, please.

Fourth: Since We are Talking about Condoms...
Does anyone else feel nauseous when thinking about the Duggars and their litter of children? For those of you who haven't heard of this lovely family, they have 19 kids (and counting.) All naturally born, all because this loving couple doesn't believe that God wants them to use those silly things known as contraceptives. Jim Bob (yes, that is his real name) and Michelle are very strict Independent Baptists. I am not entirely sure what that means, but it involves all their daughters wearing those long jean skirts and keeping their hair down to their waists. There latest little bundle of joy, Josie, was just recently released from the hospital after being born prematurely due to complications that Michelle was facing. Obviously, after 19 kids, there is going to be a complication! Jim Bob said something that amused me the other day about his new daughter. He said that he couldn't wait for Josie to turn 20 and get married, so that he would be able to walk her down the aisle and whisper that she was a miracle! Um, newsflash Jim Bob, not every girl needs to be getting married at 20! But, then again, if she is expected to have baby after baby after baby after baby...well...I guess she needs to get started early! Note: This picture is a family photo taken in the hospital during another one of her births. Their family album must be so confusing! Which one IS this?

Finally: This one is for the Gays (because you can't let the heteros have all the fun)
The latest drama surrounding Lindsay Lohan is that her on again/off again galpal, Samantha Ronson, beat her up! That's right, domestic violence can happen to anyone, in any relationship! A source close to both ladies said, “One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head. She told me that Sam beat the (#$&@#!) out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.” Yikes! Poor Linds! Like she doesn't have enough problems! It gets worse, the source continued, saying,“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are. I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.” Awwwww, poor girl! Not only does she have no familial support, but she doesn't have friends, either? It is so sad to me to think that alot of her drug and alcohal abuse probably stemmed from not being open about her sexuality, and then she ends up in an abusive relationship, burns all of her bridges with friends and colleagues and now is all alone...someone needs to help her, STAT! Where is that sexy Dr. Drew when you need him? And for all of you Sam lovers out there, here is a picture of her in all her glory!