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So, I haven’t done a celeb-themed blog in a while, basically because, well, celebs are becoming more and more boring to me. However, I have always loved me some Sandra Bullock and I always will. Which is why I felt compelled to blog about the fact that her (soon-to-be) ex-hubby Jesse James (she should have known he was trouble just from the name) is a total dirt bag for messing around on my Sandy.

Apparently, a few days after winning Best Actress at the Oscars, Sandra received a phone call saying that shit was about to hit the fan, as a tattoo model named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee claimed to have slept with Jesse for eleven months while Sandra was away in Atlanta, GA filming her Oscar winning performance for The Blind Side.

According to In Touch magazine, McGee states that her and Jesse were carrying on a steamy affair, but she was under the impression that Jesse and Sandra had been separated for quite some time. Well, she claims, at least that’s what he told her.

“I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man.” Michelle tells In Touch. “He gave me the impression they were separated.” Apparently, she was sleeping with the Monster Garage star at least once a week. McGee says their affair was more than just sex, and that it was very intimate and highly charged. McGee said Jesse refused to wear condoms, didn’t wear underwear, and she had a special pet name for him. Brace yourself, this is a good one: Vanilla Gorilla! (Because he was so well-endowed.)

The affair began when Jesse was visiting Sandra in Atlanta during her filming. McGee sent West Coast Choppers a friend request because she was hoping to land some modeling work. Jesse surprisingly emailed her back and told her to email him at his “personal” email account. Uh, oh. You know it’s leading to trouble when things get “personal!”

From the beginning, McGee claims it was never about business. He would ask: “Do you want to hang out?” After about a week, McGee drove from her home in San Diego to West Coast Choppers in LA (where Jesse worked.)

Michelle recalls, “I got there around 9 at night. I was like, ‘Holy shit. It’s really Jesse James.’” Jesse gave Michelle a tour of his garage (I bet) and then brought her to his office, where he proceeded to lock the door.

“We ended up on the couch.” she said. “He wanted to watch movies, but I asked him, ‘What’s going on with you and Sandra?’” Clearly wanting to avoid the question, Jesse responded, “She doesn’t live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, and I can’t talk about it.”

Then, McGee claims they had ‘intimate relations’, AKA ‘sex two or three times that night.’” They started seeing each other regularly, beginning what she believed was the start of a serious relationship. Um, newsflash, how serious can it get when he is MARRIED?

Once Sandra got wind of this, she decided to pack up and leave, recently canceling a British premiere of The Blind Side.

This story doesn’t surprise me at all. But, it is depressing. All you read about in the media are men cheating. Cheating, lying, back-pedaling, bribing...what the hell is going on? Have men in this country lost their way? Or, are we just more aware of it? Is ANYONE out there faithful?

And, maybe it’s an Oscar curse! Kate Winslet just won an Oscar last year and is in the process of divorcing director Sam Mendez, after rumors surfaced that he had taken a fancy to younger brunette lady love.

What’s even more sad, is that Sandra Bullock was in the process of trying to adopt Jesse James’ daughter, since his ex hasn’t been up to the job, and has had some drug and legal issues in the past. So sad! Now, he hasn’t only wrecked his marriage, but he has also torn apart a strong family unit that Sandra was willing to put in place. Not a lot of women would take on the task of adopting another man’s child. She seems like a good person. It’s a shame she married such a dog.

What do you think? Is it possible to have it all? The career, the family, and a great partner? Ok, nevermind, that sounds exhausting. Maybe two out of three is the way to go. Or, on a lazy day, I’m good with the idea of just one of those!

UPDATE:

This is from http://www.perezhilton.com

Perez Hilton just received this very INTERESTING e-mail from one of Michelle McGee's former photographers, telling them:

Michelle Bombshell told my wife's ex-boyfriend that I tried to hit on her and that "if she had known he had a wife……"

Same thing she said about Jesse. She is full of shit.

He said McGee continued to run her mouth that he slept with her, which he claims never to have done.

Hmmmm, this is an interesting development! So, is she for real or is she just a famewhore? But, why else would Sandy move out? There has to be some truth to it!

UPDATE #2:

Jesses James breaks his silence! In a statement on http://www.people.com the Vanilla Gorilla comes clean about his dirty deeds!

He claims the “vast majority” of the allegations are “untrue and unfounded”, he goes on to tell PEOPLE, “There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me.”

“It is because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

Isn’t it funny that if the cat hadn’t gotten out of the bag, he would still be screwing around on Sandra? These guys are so pathetic. He only cares about himself and his image and he is trying to clean up this huge mess that HE made! I hope Sandra kicks him to the curb ASAP!