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Is Promiscuity Linked to Your Profession?

According to http://www.lemondrop.com, it sure is! They showcased a poll of 1.9 million people that had been taken on http://www.ashleymadison.com (for all of you who aren’t familiar with this controversial website, it is a site dedicated to helping married couples have anonymous affairs) and here is what they came up with!

If You Are a Male Slut, Your Most Likely Career Paths Are:

1. Physicians (Gee, a real shocker. As if their egos aren’t big enough...)

2. Cops (Because it’s fun to blackmail a hooker you caught in a Wendy’s parking lot...”Hey there sugar...you give me some sloppy seconds, I’ll pretend I didn’t see you...”)

3. Lawyers (“No objection, your Honor!”)

4. Real Estate Agents (“No worries, dear, I’m just showing a client the bedroom today...”)

5. Engineers (Really? I guess it’s revenge of the nerds!)

 

If You Are a Female Slut, Your Most Likely Career Paths Are:

1. Teachers (Staying after class never sounded so good!)

2. Stay-at-home-moms (Did you really think they watched their kids all day?)

3. Nurses (Maybe they are the ones having affairs with the physicians! It all makes sense now!)

4. Administrative Assistants (How else does a girl get ahead? What is this? 1987?)

5. Real Estate Agents (What IS it with these people?)

Aw, yes, and now the paranoia sets in. What does your partner do? And, who might they be doing? It’s a good think I am only attracted to out-of-work circus clowns!

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