...Like a Woman with Nail Glue?
Picture this ultimate male fantasy. First, your secret lover takes you to a hotel. Then, she teases you by blindfolding you and tying you to a chair for some sexy time...what happens next?
The woman begins to berate you (which, albeit, some guys may find erotic...) and starts to slap you in the face. But, this isn't foreplay.
Three other women enter the room, two of them your other lovers, and the third is your very angry wife. These lovely ladies are here together because you were cheating on your wife, she found out, contacted the other women who didn't know about eachother and they decide to hatch a plot to bring you to your knees...(figuratively, of course, you are tied to a chair).
The hilarity doesn't end there, though! The lover decides that verbal abuse isn't enough to satisfy her insatiable need for revenge. She cuts off your underwear, reaches into her purse for her nail glue, and proceeds to glue your little soldier to your stomach! The other three women continued to berate and belittle, all while you sit there in a very sticky situation. Eventually, you are able to free yourself, of course, and the women flee the room!
What I loved about this sordid tale, was that his lover that glued him to (ahem) himself, Therese A. Ziemann, 48, of Menasha Wisconsin (and mother of 6) and her three amigas, were only sentenced to one year probation, by a judge who apparently was more than generous towards these women scorned. The judge felt that the victim and his "bad behavoir started the ball rolling, philandering with others besides his wife, who was putting bread on the table and taking care of his children."
Since the man was not permanently injured by the incident, the judge felt the punishment fit the crime.
After the hearing, he got into an SUV with wifey and told the Associated Press that he felt bad for all four of the women. He realized his action created the situation and he had no ill feeling towards any of them.
Alls fair in love and glue, apparently.
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