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...Women and Gays Everywhere Flock to New Orleans!

Warning: This article may make you want to relocate.

America’s first condom store, Condomania (http://www.condomania.com) announced recently the largest database of penis sizes on the planet! They surveyed 27,000 men, which resulted in 76 different penis sizes. How did they do this? In 2004, Condomania launched TheyFit Condoms (http://secure.condomania.com/TheyFit/) which is the world’s first line of tailored-fit prophylatics...now in 76 sizes! Since then, they have sold these custom-fit love gloves to over 27,000 men in 70 countries and are at the point now where they can analyze the amazing data they have cleverly collected.

“These fitted condoms range in length from 3 to 10 inches and from super slim to extra roomy,” says Chris Filkins, Condomania’s director of Technology. “After gathering detailed information on over 27,000 penises, we now have the most comprehensive database of penis sizes on the planet! Needless to say, these men’s privacy is our upmost concern, and we’re interested only in the statistics, and not who’s who! But, the data itself is pretty interesting.”

The last survey of penis sizes was conducted in 1948 by (who else?) Kinsey reseachers, but they only recorded a small pool of 2500 men.

“Unlike other studies in which participants were measuring their penis size solely for the sake of recording a measurement, and were perhaps more likely to exaggerate,” says Filkins. (Wait, men would exaggerate their penis size? I don’t believe it!)

Filkins goes on to say, “Our database is comprised of men looking for the best fit condom for safety and comfort, and thus, we believe, apt to be more accurate. The customer satisfaction surveys we received overwhelmingly indicated that men of all sizes, but particularly those on either end of the size spectrum, benefited immensely from a properly fitting condom.”

So, how did they measure the penis sizes so effectively? They used their “FitKit” which measures the length and girth of the erect penis to the millimeter, and then matches their results to one of the possible 76 sizes comprised of different girth and length combinations. In this system, the 76 sizes are comprised of non-sequential letters and numbers, so that the smallest is not anymore obvious than the biggest.

Now for the good stuff. New Orleans really is “The Big Easy” for good reason, as they take the top spot in Condomania’s ranking of US cities by penis size! Not to be outdone, Washington D.C. also boasted a close second-place finish (like the politicians need another reason to have an inflated ego!)

But, what is the number one state in America for penis size? (Drum role please!) New Hampshire! Hey, I guess state size doesn’t correlate to penis size!

Here are some of the highlights from the database:

• Blue States VS Red States: Blue States Boast Bigger Average Penis Size!
• Penises Create Almost Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of Male Population is Under 5” in Length. 50% are between 5”-6” in Length and 25% are Longer than 6” in Length.
• Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire.
• Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming.
• Top Ranking US City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans.
• Lowest Ranking US City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth.

20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

States Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Hampshire
2. Oregon
3. New York
4. Indiana
5. Arizona
6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana
8. Massachusetts
9. Alabama
10. Washington
11. New Mexico
12. California
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Virginia
16. Tennessee
17. Illinois
18. Oklahoma
19. South Dakota
20. Georgia
21. Pennsylvania
22. Mississippi
23. Michigan
24. Florida
25. Rhode Island
26. Kansas
27. Maryland
28. Minnesota
29. Vermont
30. Connecticut
31. Wisconsin
32. New Jersey
33. North Dakota
34. Idaho
35. Texas
36. Missouri
37. Montana
38. Ohio
39. Nebraska
40. Colorado
41. Maine
42. North Carolina
43. Delaware
44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. West Virginia
47. Alaska
48. Iowa
49. Utah
50. Wyoming

I sense an influx of people heading to New Hampshire, Oregon and New York right now...and boys, if you are from Wyoming, Utah or Iowa...I would keep that information to myself!