Two Day Magazine

Seal's Got a Secret...

I know what you are thinking. You are probably expecting me to have some cynical, sarcastic comments about the nature of this video. The two of them do make it easy to poke fun. There they are, the beautiful people, happily married in real life, caressing each other’s nude bodies in really good lighting. Heidi lays there, seemingly make-up free, a calm and serene look upon her face, hardly able to lift her hand because the rock on her finger is just that big. There he is, singing to her a sweet little love song (that he probably wrote for her), stroking her body with his big, strong hands. But, alas, I am in no mood to be cynical.

Stories like this break my heart. Seth Walsh, 13, from Tehachapi, California, died nine days after he tried committing suicide by hanging himself from a tree. He had been placed in critical condition, but succumbed to his injuries and passed away September 27, 2010, with his family standing vigil at the Kern Medical Center. He is the third teen to commit suicide this month following unrelenting anti-gay bullying.

There have been rumors flying around for years that Travolta’s 19 year-long marriage to Kelly Preston is a sham and that he is secretly gay. Well, not so secretly if Robert Randolph has anything to say about it. Randolph had given The National Enquirer some juicy tidbits from his upcoming book, which will expose “the underground secret world of celebrity gay spa sex” in Hollywood.

It’s “death to Shakespeare” week at Disney, apparently. They have managed to take the most tragic, most beautifully written, most iconic love story of all time (of course, I am talking about Romeo and Juliet) and have decided to turn it into a 3D kids’ movie extravaganza. I’m sure a video game will soon follow.

According to a study at Northumbria University in the UK, psychologists have discovered that like our other friends in the animal kingdom in which males often perform intricate mating dances for females, a strong male dancer has a much better chance of getting the girl.

Two years ago, Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty found themselves the center of a media circus when they were accused of having a brazen affair while Getty was married to his wife, Rosetta. He and Rosetta had been married for 8 years when he decided to step outside the marriage

...And they say chivalry is dead.

Apparently, Russell Brand (pop star Katy Perry’s fiance) was arrested on Friday for fighting with the paparazzi at LAX.

Men’s Health has taken it upon themselves to find out. And the winner is? Austin, Texas apparently. How did they come to this conclusion? Well, they looked at condom sales (through Nielson), birth rates (accessed through the state health department), sex toy sales (through Pure Romance and babeland.com) and of course, rates of chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphilis (that they gathered from the state health departments.)

There have been rumors circulating for a while now that Ashton has been cheating on Demi with random, younger women. A few weeks ago, a witness told Star magazine that they claimed to have seen this:

The Tea Partiers, who like to refer to themselves as “the true owners of the United States”, have unleashed upon us their latest candidate more consumed with banning normal, healthy sexual activity in the name of God than working to preserve our personal liberties and freedoms.

A Modern Day Harem

Remember the good old days when TLC was actually called “The Learning Channel” and they ran programming that lived up to their title? Well, those days are long gone and their latest monstrosity, Sister Wives, puts the final nail in the coffin of decency.

I was fortunate enough to be a guest on the wonderful Lisa Davis' wellness show: itsyourhealthradio.org...check it out!

The fantastic Tracey Steinberg and I discuss love, romance and soul mates on Dating Help 911. (The only interactive dating advice show on television!)

I know we live in a youth-obsessed culture where we are all supposed to be toned, smooth and perky, but this takes our neuroses to a whole new plane of crazy.