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Favorite line: "He's either rude or has some style and panache." This is pure poetry!

This one really takes the misogyny cake. Seriously, he didn’t just cut a slice, he ate the whole thing!

Rev. John Ehrich, medical ethics director for the Diocese of Phoenix really drew a line in the sand the other day when stating that a seriously ill mother of four should have been left to die rather than permitted an abortion that saved her life. The nun (and life saver) Sister Mary Margaret McBride, who was the administrator at the Catholic hospital, was excommunicated for her part in authorizing the desperately needed procedure in order to save this mother.

....Their Crime? Too Much Fun, Apparently!

A Chinese computer science professor, Ma Yaohai, 53, has been jailed for three and a half years for running a sex club; this marks the first time in 20 years someone has actually gotten in trouble for being involved in “group licentiousness.” He pleaded not guilty to holding orgies and is planning on appealing, states the official China News Service.

....Right....

Jesse James gave a “provocative” interview on Nightline the other day, speaking of his relationship with his now ex-wife, Sandra Bullock. Here is what he had to say:

Hi Everyone!

My appearance on The Strategy Room was an amazing experience and I hope to be back there soon! Enjoy the clip and I just wanted to thank everyone for all the love and support!

-Natalie

Editor/Co-founder of twodaymag

Well, talk about putting your kids first! Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry were a hot and heavy item for the past several years, but since it has fizzled out and the two have been fighting over their daughter, baby Nahla. Things have taken a turn for the worse now that Halle is going to be filming a movie in South Africa for three months and wanted to take Nahla with her. Well, her ex isn’t having it! He doesn’t want to be away from his little girl for the whole summer, so the three of them are up and going to Africa--together! Say what? Read what the inside source reveals:

An Open Letter to Malawi:

Dear Malawi,

Not sure if you got the memo, but it is 2010. I just read on http://www.nytimes.com that a gay couple in Malawi was found guilty today of “unnatural acts and gross indecency”, AKA they are a gay couple that was celebrating their engagement in a country that would rather pretend that homosexuality doesn’t exist. Well, it does. They’re here, they’re queer, get used to it!

So, I was reading up on the G-spot today, my favorite topic, when I came across this new procedure in where a doctor takes a 3 1/2 inch needle filled with collagen (what else?) and sticks it into the G-spot, also known as the Gräfenberg Spot, making it swell to the size of a quarter.

...Or Worst if You Believe in Sexual Harassment!

So, yesterday, I did a blog on a very disturbing situation about a man that pulled out his partner’s NuvaRing and removed his condom. His reasoning for doing so is still vague, but I thought it would only be fair to discuss when this situation is reversed and the woman is the one trying to trick her partner into getting her pregnant. So, here we go.

Can you imagine being in the middle of sex with a guy, who was wearing a condom, to finding out halfway through that said condom was on the floor, along with your NuvaRing birth control that he pulled out of your body? Go on, take it in for a minute.

So, I hit my mid-twenties and looked around. I noticed, wow, a lot of my friends and acquaintances are getting married and having babies. (Not necessarily in that order!) So, now, whenever I see these friends and acquaintances, the first thing out of their mouths is, “When are you going to settle down and have babies?”

Really? I mean, some women do enjoy porn just as much as their male counterparts, but addicts? Is this seriously something the Christian community is taking on as a pet cause? Little did I know that according to Theresa Flynt, VP of marketing for Hustler videos, female consumers make up of 56% of video sales. And, now with women having as much fun at the sex shop down the street as their male counterparts, the religious right has decided to step in a put an end to these naughty secret lives of women!

Have you ever been in a relationship where you felt like you had to take control of everything because you had the sneaking suspicion that you had replaced her dad? No decision could be made unless you made it? That can get really old, really quick. Maybe you need to rethink the girls you date and start dating women, instead. Here are some signs that your girlfriend is, like, so stuck in middle school!

On Tuesday, April 27, Oklahoma’s State Legislature thought it would be fun to take away reproductive choice from women. They passed TWO abortion laws that had been previously vetoed by the governor for being unconstitutional. That silly thing known as the Constitution, however, isn’t getting in the way of the Republican majority in both the house and senate. They are hell bent on doing away with all reproductive choice, one bad bill at a time.